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People List.
Adrian: Arlen's brother, VERY plandfute.. Dating Steph (that stupid
whore).
Matt Antosh: Friend. Witty. Used to date TL. Almost had sex
with Steph.
Arlen: Friend. Crazy, sexy, funny. Mmm.. Arlen.
Barry: Friend. Doesn't drive. Not awesome.
Chris Wait: Steph's close friend, perhaps a friend of mine too, or maybe just an acquaintance.
Cody: Dating Jen.
Jill: Ex-best friend turned acquaintance. Matt's younger aunt.
Jen: Friend. Plays soccer. Smart.
Justin: Guy Steph met online and is now also dating.
Keri: Friend. Drives. Friend who drives = awesome. Likes Sponge Bob.
Megan: Friend. Also drives. Awesome.
Steph: Friend. Some may say, 'best'.
Tracilee: Friend.
Travis: Dating Keri. Cheating on her.
Zaira: Friend/acquaintance. Crazy, pyro, loves anime.
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Brenden: Ex. Won't talk to me because of some stupid thing I said a while back.
Cody Clay: Part of the school's film club. Has a HFD shirt. Bastard.
Dustin: Steph's ex-online boyfriend. Sent her $90 flowers once.
Matt Findlay: Ex (x3). Jill's older nephew. Also ex of Keri; thinks Keri's an annoying slut.
Hot Adam: God is he hot.
Jacquelyn: Jacquelyn. Indescribable in any other way.
Jake: Yet another one of Steph's ex-online boyfriends.
Jay: Used to date Steph. Is now supposedly gay.
Jeff: Ego-maniac in my drama class. Total queen too.
Sara: Has a huge crush on Chris. Hates Steph.
Tim: Guy that Jill used to like. Sex addicted loser.
Will: Has crazy hair. Steph used to like him. I used to like him. We all used to like him.
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Aunty Elaine: Favourite aunt. Wife to Lee, mother to Dusty.
Aunty Gay: Divorced, has a different boyfriend every family gathering.
Aunty Judy: Lives in Port Coquitlam. Wife to Larry, mother to Chris and Mike.
Uncle Larry: Police officer. Husband to Judy, father to Chris and Mike.
Uncle Lee: Likes U2. Husband to Elaine, father to Dusty.
Uncle Wayne: Gay's ex-husband. Lives in Calgary. Not really my uncle anymore.
Adam: Older cousin. Son of Aunty Gay. His mom and dad keep trading him back and forth.
Chris Dryden: Older cousin. Lives in Port Coquitlam. Son of Aunty Judy.
Dusty: Older cousin. Moved out to Vancouver Island. Son of Aunty Elaine and Uncle lee.
Kelsy: Little sister.
Mike: Older cousin. Also lives in Port Coquitlam with Aunty Judy and Uncle Larry.
Pam: Older cousin. Has a Mexican boyfriend. Daughter of Aunty Gay.
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Mrs. Blicq: Teaches tourism. Has quite the rock collection.
Mr. Carman: Sarcastic math teacher (grade 10). Part of the Young,
Married Teachers Club.
Mr. Edwards: Boring science teacher. There's nothing boring-er than boring science.
Mrs. Gebler: Wacked out English teacher. Has some weird views on how things work.
Mr. Jackson: Vice principal. Also happens to be my Teacher Advisor.
Mr. Kowalchuk: In a way looks a lot like Carman. Part of the Young, Married Teachers Club.
Mrs. Mackenzie: Sarcastic math teacher (grade 9). Also does Reach For the
Top.
Mr. MacLeod: History "teacher". Can't teach for shit. I don't know how he got hired.
Ms. Martin: Sarcastic math teacher (grade 11). Runs a (secret) after school
Pilates club.
Mrs. Oleksuk: Very un-sarcastic math teacher (grade 12).
Mr. Reichert: Smelly (no kidding, this guy stinks) art teacher. Also
coaches basketball.
Mrs. Rumak: Favouritistic choir instructor.
Mr. Schmidt: Heads up the film club.
Ms. Smeall/Mrs. Smyth: Perhaps my favourite-est teacher of all time.
Teaches English.
Mr. Stewart: Has a beard. Teaches computer stuff.
Mr. Taylor: Coaches the basketball team along side Reichert.
Ben Wiebe: Part of Film Club. Also part of the Young, Married Teachers Club.
Mrs. Youell: Guidance counsellor. I swear she's just in it for the gossip.
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John K Samson: Heads up a local band by the name of
The Weakerthans.
Great musician.
Jimmy:
Jimmy Fallon. Recurring cast member on
SNL. Rising star.
Mitch Clem: Writer of
Nothing Nice To Say and other various comics.
Mitch Dorge: Pretentious asshole. Plays drums for the
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